What did you expect, you're dead?

Beetlejuice, the episode.

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Liz and Miranda get crucial about the classic 80's dark comedy Heathers, starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater's eyebrows

Fanny Brawne loves John Keats though he's ill, and Rochester can't break Jane Eyre's will.  This spells ROMANCE for Liz & Miranda in Bright Star & Jane Eyre.

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Liz and Miranda talk about mental illness as portrayed by Hollywood in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest and Girl, Interrupted.  Take your Medicine!

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On this INNER DEMONS, Liz and Miranda consider BOOBS:  in the movies, on ourselves, and as nature intended them-- feeding kids.

Happy New Year!

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Liz & Miranda talk envy and obsession in Seven & Single White Female, in the conclusion of our series on the 7 Deadly Sins...but Kevin Spacey leads us to consider sexual abuse in Hollywood and at large on the latest INNER DEMONS Podcast.

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Dig into Miranda's being Encyclopedia Braliannica, Liz's poor math skills, and our thoughts on food addiction and asceticism in Fatso and Babette's Feast on the latest Inner Demons!  Gluttony!

It's good for you!

Now Available on Itunes

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It's two of the best American directors; Orson Welles' The Magnificent Ambersons vs. Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenenbaums on this episode of Inner Demons!  Velcome!

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 We tackled the topic of Anger with PJ’s Heavenly Creatures and Mike Leigh’s Naked.  Listen to us debate over the intro of Heavenly Creatures.  Anger!

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Miranda adds dirty Brad Pitt to her blond exceptions, Liz will never get Christian Slater, both pass on Slacker and give a hard yes to John Goodman in this INNER DEMONS on the deadly sin, SLOTH.

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Brand New Episode of a Brand New Show, The Bad Luck Podcast delves into those mysterious coincidences and torturous accidents that we call Bad Luck!  Check it out on Itunes  HERE or wherever you get your podcasts!

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EPISODE 2:  KNOCK ON WOOD

Are you superstitious? Ever look for a wooden surface to knock on? Does any of this OCD shit make a difference? We’re not sure, but we find out where a few common rituals come from.

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Seven Deadly Sins:  Greed

Montgomery Clift!  Elizabeth Taylor!  Jane Russell!  Marilyn Monroe!

Liz & Miranda sit down to talk two great American films centered around Greed; A Place In The Sun & Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.  Velcome....to Inner Demons.

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Seven Deadly Sins:  Lust

Miranda and Liz find no lust in Adrian Lyne's "1986 American, erotic, romantic drama film," 9 1/2 Weeks and Stanley Kubrick's eye roller, Lolita!

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Miranda and Liz discuss Nick Cassavete's "The Notebook" and Peter Weir's 1975 classic, "Picnic At Hanging Rock".

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Welcome to a brand new podcast brought to you by Totally Bitchin' & Oh What Fun!

The Bad Luck Podcast hosts Alicia Testa & Erin Taylor bring you a podcast about bad luck.  Available soon on itunes and various podcatchers!

In this Episode:  2016, a bad year for many...cause they died. Find out about some celebrities you may not have known kicked the bucket, we were surprised ourselves.

Look for The Bad Luck Podcast on itunes

and on Twitter!  @BadLuckPodcast 

Liz & Miranda talk The Exorcist and Rosemary's Baby!

Liz and Miranda get festive and talk Krampus, Black Christmas and Scrooged!!

Well that's a silly title!

Here's an end of the year mix tape for your ears!

Interested in the Oh What Fun Countdown and Savage America head over to the Oh What Fun Podcast!  It's a one man comedy jam, or something resembling an improvised radio show....oh what fun!

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Liz and Miranda Talk "Werewolves of London"!!

HEY WE'RE BACK WITH A NEW SHOW, Inner Demons!!

Two new old friends, Liz & Miranda talk horror movies and horrors in general.

THIS EPISODE:  Werewolf Sex, Keanu, Winona, the sultry Oldman.  Today we're talking about Bram Stoker's Dracula.

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Jamie sits down with Ari Katz from Lifetime and Mity Lion!  They talk about all the bands, the influences, the muse and more!

Thanks for listening

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Ram On - Paul McCartney

Ram Jam - Jackie Mittoo

Gigantic - The Pixies

Femme Fatale - Velvet Underground

Fever - Susan Cadogan

Watch This Sound - Slim Smith

When I Was A Little Girl - TT Ross

When U Were Mine - Cyndi Lauper 

Electric Chair - Prince

INTERLUDE:  Drink To Me Only With Thine Eyes 

- Deano

Don’t Talk, Just Kiss - The Wedding Present

My Friend Goo - Sonic Youth 

Getting Nowhere Fast - Girls At Our Best!

Giorgio by Moroder - Daft Punk

The Queen is Dead - The Smiths

Hi Life aka High Life aka Happy Brass - The Granville Williams Orchestra

Have You Seen Her Lately? - Pulp 

Hands Off, She’s Mine - The English Beat

Groovy Times - The Clash 

Alright - Kendrick Lamar

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Jamie and Miranda again - the doors movie, nine inch nails, workin hardlys, kids, polly jean, pregnant amongst other topics today.

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Podcasts on Podcasts, Aerosmith, Morse Code, Cool Jets, Aerosmith

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Love in an Elevator or Rag Doll ?

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The Wonderful Catie Bermingham explains why she adores Brian K, and why she's got No Respect for Angela ! 

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SOUR GRIPES #5: This is What it Sounds Like... When Dads Cry (During E.T.)

Hey yay, we're back!  Join us in the Ultimate My So-Called Life Companion podcast for an episode about Rayanne's drinking and Patty's momma!  We're joined by Sour Gripes Cast Host, Derik Moore!  

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Sour Gripes #4, you suckas. Fresh for '89, and recorded under the influence of all things fermented and vaporized. Names were named (but bleeped in the interest of avoiding slander suits from dorkbags who would look all frumpy in them anyway). In this episode, Derik makes lounge-style Public Enemy hits a threat again, Jamie paws away at Tinder like the veeery single Colombian sass-master he is, Shannon worships the moon and laments the goons (including the bookie she dated in 1938, seeeee), and our many-splendored guest, Christine, talks heroin and walks heroine! This one is about the positives we've gleaned from relationships, as well as Jamie and Shannon's struggles to date locally and flag plays copiously!

Here's the article by @BoobsRadley! >------ A Field Guide to Befriending Your Ex

Today Miranda talks the paranormal with Kate McGaffney!  Gettysburg Ghosts, Atlantic City Apparitions and New Brunswick Poltergeists!  

Kate works at  Sanctum Body Piercing in New Bruns.

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Angie and Jamie sat down in December to talk guitars, her love of music, and what to do when someone says you play guitar like a guy.

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Voodoo Ray - A Guy Called Gerald

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Jamie and Miranda fly solo (how low?) - they talk about drummers, the late Harris Wittels, the x in christmas and take their first call, the amazing Sue Werner calls in and talks brunch!  

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IT IS COLD

VISION QUEST

NAME THAT SEXY LYRIC

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INSTASHOT!

Holy Hell this is late!  Local budz Seaside Caves dropped by the "room where we record" to give us a firsthand listen to the zaniness that goes into their music.  They talked rom-coms, giving handjobs on the first date, and the perks of being a wallflower.  No they didn't.  We had some laughs though.

Matt-Synthscapes and barking noises

Todd-Bass & Vocals

James-Timpani

Kenz-Django Reinhardt

See them on tour in May!

Get the new Vinyl Heart Compilation featuring Seaside Caves, Dentist, TransCharger Metropolis, and Smalltalk - it's a Record, shaped like a heart!

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** This show was recorded before the Vinyl Heart show, which was held on Feb. 13 and was a raving success.

song #1 - Valentine by Lois

song #2 - Party by Seaside Caves

song #3 - Totally Bitchin Themesong 1 by Miranda Taylor

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Hey Gang!  This Episode features Don Giovanni Records co-pilot/founder, Joe Steinhardt.  This one was recorded over the summer 2014, and since it's time Joe has signed a few new bands and announced a few new projects- check em out over at:

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Hello and Welcome Back!  Firstly, I'd like to say sorry about the delay with the feed but we are up and running again and won't run into problems like that in the future!  

Secondly, Welcome to our Brand New Podcast, BLOODSHOT AP!

Available on itunes etc.  Our new weekly podcast delves into personal vendettas, knife pointing, sad sacks, as well as music art and everything else we can think of.  "Bloodshot Pirate Radio, broadcasting from on tape delay from the dodgy end of Cookman Ave in Asbury Park NJ.  To all our knife-wielding, devil worshipping, pseudo liberal friends; we love you."

YOU GET MAD, YOU LOSE

Happy New Years Gripers!  Today Jamie, Shannon, and Derik are joined by musician/comedian Carl Rizzo!  They break down online dating, offline dating, and meeting someone while in line.

If you have ideas for topics or something to contribute about our previous topics, or future ones, write us at 

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All submissions are anonymous!

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Hey yall Happy New Year!  Thanks for checking out Totally Bitchin- don't forget to rate and subscribe on ITUNES- Brand New Content coming in 2015-LOOK OUT!

This episode we have some new voices; Paul, Kim, and Kristen are all best buds and they came down to discuss a very important piece of cinema; 1985's The Legend of Billie Jean.  It was hilarious and fun, unfortunately though the second half of the podcast has a lot of static glitches, but we have a great first half- so check it out and let us know what you think!

Thanks 

You can find The Legend online, do one of those searchy things on it, it's there-  

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Happy Holidays!  Neil O'Brien, aka FOGGY NOTION,  drummer/dj/artiste extraordinaire on the podcast today. He can be seen drumming for The Van Pelt this Saturday, December 27, at the Stone Pony, opening for the Bouncing Souls.  He also drums regularly for The Ribeye Brothers and DJ's around Asbury Park during the warmer months!  Also there will be a website devoted to Neil's artwork up soon, but for now use your google machine (simply add his name or his moniker, F0ggyN0ti0n).  If you live in or near Austin, Texas, Neil will be at Common House sometime in February for a show exhibiting his wild talents !  Be sure and support this great man!  Thanks and have a great holiday season!

Heyyy and Happy Holidays! We're back, sort of. This episode we decided to venture out and watch Jamie's favorite holiday movie, The Family Stone. Although she is high up in the credits, Claire Danes makes her appearance midway through this gem. Listen as we crack wise about grown up Angela, the Stone's themselves, the crying and Sarah Jessica Parker! Get that Eggnog buzz on and Go Now Go!  

Happy Holidays yall!

Brian joins us for a merry edition of Tote Bee.  

 NIGHT BIRDS ON FAT WRECK!

playing The Brighton Bar Dec. 19 with The Dickies!

Long Branch NJ

Welcome to the holidays at Totes Bee Studios!

This episode I welcome Bouncing Souls Kate Hiltz and Pete Steinkopf!  Snowstorms, the best christmas movies, mix tapes, and some great surprises are ahead, just hit play!

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS 2014 WITH THE BOUNCING SOULS

FEATURING: at Stone Pony

Morning Glory, Blanks 77, Bane, None More Black, The Scandals, The Van Pelt, Seaside Caves, Jesse Malin, Frankiero & The Cellabration

With:  at Asbury Lanes

Smalltalk, Dark Blue, Spraynard, Cayetana, Roger Harvey & The Wild Life, The Worriers!

and DJ's Andy Nelson, Sharkey, Miss Tk, Mity Lion, and yours truly, Jamie J 5!

Merry Holly Days

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Hey Everybody!  Thanks for checking out That Totally Bitchin Podcast!  This episode I talk with artist Ricky Zimmerman.  We talked about the discipline it takes to stay fresh in any creative venture and what to do when you need a fresh start!

 I will be starting a new podcast called Police Story and I'm looking for contributors who want to share their experiences with listeners.  It is intended to help create a dialogue and to share guidelines to help keep your cool with law enforcement.  Please email us at totesbee@gmail.com if you are interested in sharing your story.  Put in the subject; Police Story 

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Rayshan, Jarickie, and Mirangela drink some wine and watch Angela hallucinate, Graham and Patty get uncomfortably sexy in their costumes, Brian gets a boner for Rayanne, and Chursky's not a rat!  oh, and Tino of course, is a no show.  

Go Now, Go - Available on Itunes

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GINUWINE

Hey Moose!  - That You Can't Do That On Television Podcast!

Episode 2:  "Transportation"

Jason and Tara are back discussing Episode 2 of YCDTV with our great buddy Jay Insult!

They discuss the introduction of new characters, the Dukes of Hazzard, NPR, and many other topics as they slide down the rabbit hole.  Enjoy!

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FROGNOG!

Jamie, Miranda, and Shannon are back again with episode 8 of My So-Called Life, "Strangers in the House"!!  Chursky's dad has a heart attack and of course, Angela makes it all about herself.   In fact, everyone makes it all about themselves.  That's life with the Chases!  

Sorry about the quality!  We are recording the podcast in a rehearsal studio (new studio is in the making!), so we are prone to noise or some stellar drumming!  

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN GANG -!

Please enjoy this Limited Edition Mixtape from the gang over at MEAT LIMITED.

It gets dancey, dubby and is all around rockin!

Let us know what you think!

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Yes, Alasdair?

It's that YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION PODCAST!  Brought to you by Jason and Tara, this podcast plans to delve deep into episodes and sketches of that great, great Canadian Sketch Comedy Show for Kids.  The first two seasons are available on itunes and amazon.

SOME FACTS:

YCDTOTV debuted in 1979 on local Ottawa channel CJOH-TV.

Green slime and sliming was introduced in '79, and was doused after the key phrase, "I don't know."

In 1981, new kids channel Nickelodeon, debuted a handful of half-hour episodes, a year later it was their highest-rated show.

Only 5 episodes aired in 1987, including one (Adoption) that was banned in the United States.

"Opinions on the 1989 and 1990 episodes of YCDTOTV are mixed among longtime fans of the show, particularly regarding the new episodes' increasing reliance on bathroom humour"

For more information we suggest google.

"BLUE SKIES, BARTHY BURGERS, GIRLS!"

Why Jordan Can't Read - Go Now Go #7
Rayshan was absent today (probably off galavanting with Tino), but Mirangela and Jarickie (the best we could do with the Jamie/Ricky thang) hung out with the Other Member of Frozen Embryos and current bassist of Failures Union, Jay Draper.  In this episode, Patty has a pregnancy scare, Danielle flirts harder than Angela, all over Krakow, no less, Angela disses Krakow repeatedly and harshly and Jordan performs a literal ditty about his car, Red. catch Jay at FailuresUnion.com and currently on tour with Cheap Girls.

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We'll be back next week with Shannon and the episode where Chursky and Angela reunite, "Strangers in the House." Thanks

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HEY ! and welcome to an extra extra special Brand Spankin' New, Out of the Box Podcast!  As most of you may know, Miranda does an online interview series called Intellectual Exorcism where she interviews various musicians about their music and experiences with Paranormal Activity.  It is my pleasure to welcome INTELLECTUAL EXORCISMS: THE PODCAST to the Totally Bitchin Network!

So, for this inaugural episode Miranda called on her buds The Gogans (Kristen, Denise and Brooke) to tell their unbelievable story of living in a haunted house, on the Jersey Shore.  This is for reals folks.  So...cut the lights, burn some candles and turn up the volume for this very special show....

beware the evil with red eyes

catch kristen playing bass in BRICKMOWER

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Our great friend Matty King stopped by to chat about punk, Stormshadow, making zines, stickers and collages and recording albums.  it's a long one, but a fun time is had by all ...JOIN US!  

This episode is brought to you by

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THE MATCH & THE MOTH

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Go Now Go: Available soon on Itunes

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HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS AT THE STONE PONY 2014 

Hey Guys!  Thanks for tuning in to Totally Bitchin.  This is our show Sour Gripes, it is a relationship advice podcast featuring Jamie, Shannon, Derik and a guest.  This week's guest is Derik's Soulmate, Christine DeBlasio!  Together The gang takes on cuckolding, oak tree branches, bottles of wine and retrieving the spark in your sexual relationship, if you even have a spark to retrieve.  Let's Gripe!

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Miranda and Jamie hang with Mark Weinberg of Risk Relay!  They chatted about Mark's various bands (Risk Relay , Secret Photos , Trinitron ) and his creation, The Omega Sound Fix 4.0 which will be at Alfa Art Gallery, 108 Church Street, New Brunswick, NJ.  Friday, October 17 + Saturday, October 18.

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 Mirangela, Rayshan, and JamieRicky are back and they watch Vic Racine aka The Substitute wake the kids up and teach them to let their gingerbread walls come crumbling down...or something like that!

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we will miss you Joan Rivers

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DJ Values and Gentleman Jim co-host the live dating game Bachelors & Bachelorettes this Friday, August 22, 2014 at the Asbury Lanes in Asbury Park, NJ.   We took 15 minutes aside to chat about it, wrestling, and the late, great Don Pardo.

Come out this Friday Aug 22 @ Asbury Lanes Asbury Park NJ 8pm

Click the Link for more info----->  Bachelors & Bachelorettes

 email for a chance to become a participant!  bachelorsandbachelorettes@gmail.com

FLATTHEDZ

2.  Wherein the gang discusses sketch comedy, weezer, comedians, sketch comedy, paul f. tompkins and comedy...

Black Wine perform an acoustic version of Komrades from the Long Player "Yell Boss" available on Don Giovanni Records.

Black Wine will be on tour this august- check their bandcamp for deets!

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Mike Brown

De-Militarize the Police

No More Dead Citizens

MDC

Jamie, Shannon, & Miranda watch The Zit, then break it down, to the very last compound.....or scene.

we will miss you robin williams

PART 1:

Black Wine comes through to talk about their latest album Yell Boss, but end up talking sketch comedy.  It's a two parter folks.  We play Magnet Time from the record.  

Order Yell Boss and other great Black Wine records from blackwine.bandcamp.com

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Go Now, Go!  

Hey yall!  This week Angela, Ricky, and Rayanne talk about their Dads.  Angela's all geeked out because she's missing the closeness her and Graham had.  Now he's all sweet on Rayanne and it's pissing her off!  She ends up scalping the two Dead tickets he gave to her and Rayanne, and pisses off Rayanne in the process!  Meanwhile, Patti and Graham's business is being audited and Patti's Dad comes in to save the day because he's a manly man and that's what men do.  "Send a girl to do a mans job..."  Ricky, Rayanne, and Krakow all have Daddy issues, from being absent, breaking down doors ("My dad usually knocks," Angela says to Ricky) to like, Brian just having boring parents, but in the end it's all about the Chases, reconciling on a ladder talking about the Smashing Pumpkins and Porno for Pyros.

Homework for "The Zit" from The AV Club

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Hello all-!  Thanks for checking this super extry special New Show from Totally Bitchin!  This is Sour Gripes and it's our advice pod and this is episode #1 !  Be sure and check out our sourgripesgang.tumblr.com and ask questions!  We are also on twitter.com/sourgripes and facebook.com/sourgripes !

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Feel free to ask anything, we will respect all anonymous queries!

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This episode Derik and Shannon tackle each other, dick pics, playing monkey in the middle with your friends and getting a job to help out your partner!  

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Guns and Gossip- That My So Called Life Podcast

Welcome back to our podcast about My So-Called Life!  Shannon, Miranda, and Jamie discuss Episode 3 where Ricky argues with his cousin about bringing a gun to school, and then the gun shoots a soda bottle.  Krakow doesn't see anything, but he spreads a rumor about Angela and Jordan Catalano having like, COMPLETE SEX on his front lawn.  Angela deals, with her mom, with Rayanne, with all the gross boys hitting on her because they think she puts out.  It's pretty weird.  

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Homework for Episode 4:  "Father Figures" from The AV Club

oh and for those confused souls who aren't sure what is said in the beginning of the MSCL Theme- from the shooting script of the Pilot Episode

[MSCL LOGO]

Rayanne: Go, now! Go!

[outside on a sidewalk, by a red British phone booth, speaking to people passing by/directly at the camera]

Angela: Um, 'xcuse me...

LIKE, COMPLETE SEX

• Coffee And Gentleman Jim Norton Part 2

• Coffee And Gentleman Jim Norton Part 1.

“Dancing in the Dark”

Here's Part 2 of Eric and Kristen from Brickmower.

Go see them live and check out there videos!

http://youtu.be/ba5v3FibxI4 this ones called Shitty Parade 

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Hello all.  Hope you're having a radical summer!  We sat down with New Jersey's Brickmower (actually just Kristen and Eric-Steve, their fabulous drummer, couldn't be with us, he was baking somewhere upstate..) -  We talked about their new album, their need to tour, and their unfortunate drummer quandry.  If you play drums, and like, wanna play some shows, and you're cool, hit em up, maybe you could be on the next record!   This ones a two-parter yall, so we're gonna let you get a taste with Part 1.  Part 2 will be up after the 4th- along with more goodies!!!  Their latest record on don giovanni records is called Teenage Graceland and is available on

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"take it easy, Teenage Graceland."- Eric 

Hello and welcome to the very first episode of our brand new Pod, Go Now Go.  This is the Podcast where Jamie, Miranda, and first timer to the Totes Bee Studio, future host of future pod Sour Gripes, Shannon Mitchell (yayyyy) watch an episode of My So Called Life and talk about it.  

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#GoNowGo your favorite scenes

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Part 2 of That Mikey Erg Episode:  on tour this Summer- Now People, Pale Angels, The Copyrights, Mikey Erg LLC in America and Europe.  

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"The first Ramones album was the only piece of vinyl that we had that we could call Punk!" - St. Joe

Gang!  It's been a long time!  But here's a brand new episode for ya with our pal, Mikey Erg!  He helped bring The Ergs to greatness, and he slayed with The Oliver Stones, currently on tour with one of his nine projects (Pity Party, The Copyrights, Mikey Erg INC) beloved all over the globe, he brought his wit, charm, and  impressions to the Totes Bee studios for a raucous, 2 Part extravaganza!  

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Boys & Girls:  Buckets!  Drummer/Engineer Extraordinaire Brian Buccellato (hand gestures optional) hangs and fills us in on his grandfathers failed olive oil company, how he began recording some local bands back in the late '90s in his parents basement, and how he and his bandmates in Risk Relay got their radical nicknames.  Shouts to Spork!

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Brian also records with the Great Chris Pierce at Volume IV in New Brunswick, NJ.

Brian has recorded such bands as The Scarlett Letter, Fanshen, Rock, Star, The Match & The Moth, Fortunato and the Brand New Black Wine Album "Yell Boss" (hitting your face in August 2014!) and had played in el Secondhand.  His current band is called RISK RELAY and you can catch them melting faces all over New Jersey!

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https://vine.co/u/1050977290374582272 this is something of our vine page--small clips -- you can see buckets properly announce his lasT name... neat... mhm

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#8

The talented Jenna Z stopped by and we talked about the beginnings of M Studio, her design/branding company that will be Ten Years Old this Summer! 10 effin years guys!  She shared some great stories and some amazing advice about life and business.  And she's damn funny!

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HEY HEY HEYyyyyyy....sooooo......some of you may know that Miranda sang and played guitar in this band, Full of Fancy...and they've reunited to play this tremendous show at the Asbury Lanes on Saturday May 31st!  (possible New Bruns show in the works---check our twitter @totallybitchinn)  What you may not know, well that's all in this podcast!   We had a buncha laffs with Jeff in the wings-not enuf mics, but enuf beer!  here here---F.O.F. !

Erin "Hazer" Hays Fancy - Bass, Vocals

Evan Kiel Fancy -Drums

Miranda "Tails" Taylor Fancy - Guitar, Vocals

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Hey there!  This episode Jamie welcomes Kate Hiltz to the 'cast.  She manages the Bouncing Souls, runs Chuunksaah Records and is the baddest mofo no doubt this side of Earth!  We talk about her love of the Cure, the early days of New Brunswick punk (in the 90s) and her new foray into lighting for bands like The Souls and Neutral Milk Hotel.  

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 Hiiii- we're back- sorry not sorry about the delay on episodes but i daresay the next couple are worth the wait!  In this ep Miranda and Jamie are joined again by Jeff Schroek and in the wings our friend Maria K!  The Roundtable Braintrust begins with a discussion about Robby Kriegers fingernails and morphs into a discussion about breaking glass.  seriously.  

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Hey yalls and thanks for choosing Totally Bitchin!!  This Episode with Jenny Vickers was recorded a day before her Spring Bazaar at the Grand Arcade in Asbury Park.  She is an environmental activist which seemingly dictates her choices in life; from her job at cleanwateraction.org to organizing fundraisers and events for charities such as moveforhunger.org which was the benefactor of this years Spring Bazaar.  Congrats to Jenny on a successful event and we hope to hear from her in the future!

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HI . The hits keep coming...i sat down with Miss TK and talked the coffee talk.  A whole lotta topics were covered, and i think a whole new show was created.  you tell me.  enjoy!!~

Miss TK and The Revenge are on facebook.  also album available through Ernest Jenning Records, and online i'm, like, totally shure.

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Hey Young World!  It's Jamie, Coffee And Derik Moore!  Derik played drums in Automaton, The Scarlett Letter and currently in TOSKA.  We talk woodsporn, feminism, punk rock, drums, punk rock, feminism....you get the idea.  I don't want to keep you reading, so let's get on with the show!

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Gang we're back at it again!  Miranda's back on the mic with Jamie and they chat up Jay Nixon, bass player extraordinaire!  Jay currently plays in Black Wine with Miranda and Jeff Schroek, and was the bassist for Hunchback, Planet Janet and many many more !

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Gang!  Back at it again!  This week's episode features Rich Cali of common-house.com and @brokengoldatx (that's instagram yall!)  The Red Red Wine was flowing, Autumn was sitting in, and we talked about Rich's love of coffee (he ran Coffee Blue in Belmar with his bro Paul!), his Love Affair with Austin, TX, and his love of life, or somethin like that.  Phew!  It was fun, hope you enjoy.

dont forget the local scene;

Red Moon on Bangs Ave in Asbury Park has some tremendous home goods, and is featuring Rich's Art Show, TEMPLUM OF PEACE

AUSTIN PEOPLES! Rich also has a show up at Charm School Vintage

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Cafe Volan, across the street is featuring some killer coffee and some amazing peoples

The Chocolate Rabbit Kickstarter is still going...please take time to show some support, kick in a few bucks to the cause...!

May 3 at the Grand Arcade in Convention Hall -SPRING BAZAAR & CINCO DE MAYO FIESTA grandarcade.wix.com/springbazaar 12-5pm, Bring canned foods and donations, this is a benefit for moveforhunger.org !!  

Im sure everyone is on the internet, facebook especially, so dig in

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Hey gang.  Special episode of Jamie Solo with 2 fabulous ladies! First, Kristina Swenson sits in to talk a little about her kickstarter for The Chocolate Rabbit, a vegan chocolate shop she wants to create in Asbury Park, NJ.  If you can, go to the kickstarter page and contribute a little bit.  Every buck counts and there are rewards along the way! 

Also Autumn Spadaro from Common House in Austin, TX, stopped by to chop it up about her photography and how she got from here to there and back again.  

We hope you enjoy this show.  

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Hay hay hay it's totallyyyyy bitchin!  This week we chat with Miranda's bandmate and hubby Jeff.  He talks about why he started playing guitar (originally he wanted to play bass) - how the Ergs formed and then disbanded and how he met and fell for Miranda T. Romance, Intrigue, Love and Rockets on this Episode of Totes BEE!!!!

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Hey yall!  Check it out, it's the first episode of Jamie's new podcast This Things I Believe.  (EDITORS NOTE; this show is now called COFFEE AND . . . )  It's your typical podcast, with a focus on the local vibe.  It will be available in itunes soon, so enjoy the sneak peek!

Speaking of Itunes, we are now up in the Podcast store!  so please subscribe and rate us!  comment if you dare!!  

Paul Cali co-owns Cafe Volan, located at 510 Bangs Ave in Asbury Park, NJ.

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Hey gang!  Totally Bitchin! thanks for hanging out again- today we chop it up (as we say in the biz) with the inimitable Erin Taylor!  We talk about how her and Miranda started Tainted Honey, Dead at 21, Gilmore Girls, My So Called Life and like music and drums and dreams and stuff.  Oh and Cats.  Erin loves cats!  

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hey gang.  This is an extra special episode for us, our first guest!..and what a guest!  if you arent familiar with Marissa, get a glimpse here, then check out her bands--- Screaming Females, Bad Canoes, NouN (with our own Miranda T!)--emotive, angry, loving and Vital---- So, without any further ado, the beautiful and talented, Marissa Paternoster!

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Miranda @blackwineband & jamie @smalltalkplus delve beyond the doors of perception to grace the collective conciousness, the worlds sexiest weather, Uncle Buckets, Max Roach and Art Blakey on this 'sode of TTBP, Eclectic Boogaloo. 

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Miranda and Jamie return with more Doors talk, revisit family stories and wax on about the mind-drum connection.

Miranda and Jamie discuss their origin stories, bands they loved, bands they started, boys they fell for and drummers they dig. both have played and currently play drums and other instruments in various new jersey bands including Hunchback, Stormshadow, NouN, Miss TK and the Revenge, Black Wine, and Small Talk